Fling Shit

When life gives you shit, fling it back right in its face fucking monkey style.

April Means Baseball

April has finally arrived, and that means it's time for baseball. Baseball is great, I grew up going to Mets, Yankees, and Phillies game when I was a kid. As much as I love baseball, I love me some bitches in baseball outfits even more. Meow!

Her number is 69, and I gladly have her show me why.

I'd fuck her on that cold-ass medal bench while my balls shriveled up.

Ahhh, I need a tissue now.

Black Poon

I'm might be a lonely whiteboy, but I'd sure as hell take a spoon of some black poon.

Unappreciated

In the last week I've been blasted from some punk bitches across the Internet. Most of them remained nameless, meaning they posted as fucking anonymous pussies, but one guy did tell me to clean up my act with a name. GM-Carson, who I've become a fan of during the 2008 season because he blogs Phillies shit, said "Mr. A-Hole, please refrain from making comments on our site that are profane, borderline racist, and just plain dickish. We appreciate your readership and look forward to future comments that are toned down a bit." I'll let this slide because he manned up and used an alias instead of punking out and going nameless.

One of the nameless cunt's comments on here:
"This is the worst fucking blog I've ever seen. Your writing is awful. Sophomoric humor is cool and all, but this is just cliched garbage. Seriously, do you realize how many fucking blogs have posts called "Fuck Monday", "Fuck Everything", etc ?

Your typical blog entry is completely worthless... A sentence or two, and a bunch of random pictures. Fuck that, this is so bad.

Not even in an "I'm angry, I am offended" way -- you're trying to be offensive but you're falling flat on your face.

In order to be offensive you have to put a little more thought into it than pictures of tits and saying "Fuck Mondays" -- what the fuck is politically incorrect about that?

The one bad thing about user generated content... 99% of it is complete ass. Have fun with your blog, and maybe try and be a little more creative."

Guess I'm just unappreciated.

Finger Licking Good

The following are finger licking good:

Shit I Read

That rusty mother fucker Oil Can Boyd wants to make a comeback? The guy is older than my deceased grandfather for fuck sake. More Hardball has a funny article about his plea for a team to sign him.

That fat fuck golfer John Daly crashes the World Fucking Champion Phillies golf outing, The Fightins has video.

Daily Pieces of Ass has a look at a Playboy hottie. I'd fuck the herpes right off her twat! Wait, I guess I'm not actually reading this, rather beating off to it.

Tig ol' Bitties

Mother Fucker it's a Friday, and I'm ready for the strip club. Today's post is in honor of one of my life's passions- tits!

Ever Wish?

Ever wish you were a porn star and fuck the shit outta chicks with huge tits for a living that are okay with you doing anal and cumming on their face? Well, I dream that dream every fucking miserable day of my existence on this piece of shit earth.

Fuck Everything!

Ever have a shitty day and feel like saying "fuck" to everything? Well, I did today, so- FUCK! I'm tired to stupid people saying stupid things and then looking at me like I should be able to help them with their fucking stupidity. Get a clue dickface, you're stupid and that ain't gonna change. I could have punched a mother fucker in the face today, but then legal action would have had to take place and I'm not a big fan of the police. Right now I just need some booze and porn, and if that makes me an asshole, then so fucking be it.

Check out these tits:

Beer, Women, & Dirty Joke

Time for beer!


Oh the things I would do to her.

Dirty Joke- A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir. The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleeding penis. The doctor said, damn how did you do that? The man said well I live in a trailer, and every night I have noticed that the woman in the trailer next to mine at exactly 9:00pm, she moves her rug where there is a hole in the floor, she sticks a hot dog in the hole and masturbates with it. So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my penis in the hole. So that night I did, and it was going great until someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!

5 Dollar Foot Long

Fuck Subway, they can choke on my chode. I've got the 5 dollar foot long in my pants.

My schlong make a fly bitches like this moan.

Post #1: Welcome Mr. A-Hole's World

This blog will be dedicated to women, beer, sports, and making fun of everything, even if it's considered politically incorrect. This isn't a kid friendly blog, so put the little ones to bed before checking this site out. "Fuck" is my favorite word, I love tits, and making gay jokes is still funny to me despite being on the wrong side of 30. I will no longer attempt to hide the fact that I'm a CPA- Certified Prick Asshole. No reason to hide it, I'm fucking proud of it. I speak my mind, and sometimes I even offend myself.

Welcome to Mr. A-Hole's World. First post over, fuck it.