That rusty mother fucker Oil Can Boyd wants to make a comeback? The guy is older than my deceased grandfather for fuck sake. More Hardball has a funny article about his plea for a team to sign him.
That fat fuck golfer John Daly crashes the World Fucking Champion Phillies golf outing, The Fightins has video.
Daily Pieces of Ass has a look at a Playboy hottie. I'd fuck the herpes right off her twat! Wait, I guess I'm not actually reading this, rather beating off to it.