Black Poon

I'm might be a lonely whiteboy, but I'd sure as hell take a spoon of some black poon.

Unappreciated

In the last week I've been blasted from some punk bitches across the Internet. Most of them remained nameless, meaning they posted as fucking anonymous pussies, but one guy did tell me to clean up my act with a name. GM-Carson, who I've become a fan of during the 2008 season because he blogs Phillies shit, said "Mr. A-Hole, please refrain from making comments on our site that are profane, borderline racist, and just plain dickish. We appreciate your readership and look forward to future comments that are toned down a bit." I'll let this slide because he manned up and used an alias instead of punking out and going nameless.

One of the nameless cunt's comments on here:
"This is the worst fucking blog I've ever seen. Your writing is awful. Sophomoric humor is cool and all, but this is just cliched garbage. Seriously, do you realize how many fucking blogs have posts called "Fuck Monday", "Fuck Everything", etc ?

Your typical blog entry is completely worthless... A sentence or two, and a bunch of random pictures. Fuck that, this is so bad.

Not even in an "I'm angry, I am offended" way -- you're trying to be offensive but you're falling flat on your face.

In order to be offensive you have to put a little more thought into it than pictures of tits and saying "Fuck Mondays" -- what the fuck is politically incorrect about that?

The one bad thing about user generated content... 99% of it is complete ass. Have fun with your blog, and maybe try and be a little more creative."

Guess I'm just unappreciated.

Finger Licking Good

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Shit I Read

That rusty mother fucker Oil Can Boyd wants to make a comeback? The guy is older than my deceased grandfather for fuck sake. More Hardball has a funny article about his plea for a team to sign him.

That fat fuck golfer John Daly crashes the World Fucking Champion Phillies golf outing, The Fightins has video.

Daily Pieces of Ass has a look at a Playboy hottie. I'd fuck the herpes right off her twat! Wait, I guess I'm not actually reading this, rather beating off to it.