Ever Wish?

Ever wish you were a porn star and fuck the shit outta chicks with huge tits for a living that are okay with you doing anal and cumming on their face? Well, I dream that dream every fucking miserable day of my existence on this piece of shit earth.

Fuck Everything!

Ever have a shitty day and feel like saying "fuck" to everything? Well, I did today, so- FUCK! I'm tired to stupid people saying stupid things and then looking at me like I should be able to help them with their fucking stupidity. Get a clue dickface, you're stupid and that ain't gonna change. I could have punched a mother fucker in the face today, but then legal action would have had to take place and I'm not a big fan of the police. Right now I just need some booze and porn, and if that makes me an asshole, then so fucking be it.

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Beer, Women, & Dirty Joke

Time for beer!


Oh the things I would do to her.

Dirty Joke- A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir. The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleeding penis. The doctor said, damn how did you do that? The man said well I live in a trailer, and every night I have noticed that the woman in the trailer next to mine at exactly 9:00pm, she moves her rug where there is a hole in the floor, she sticks a hot dog in the hole and masturbates with it. So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my penis in the hole. So that night I did, and it was going great until someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!

5 Dollar Foot Long

Fuck Subway, they can choke on my chode. I've got the 5 dollar foot long in my pants.

My schlong make a fly bitches like this moan.

Post #1: Welcome Mr. A-Hole's World

This blog will be dedicated to women, beer, sports, and making fun of everything, even if it's considered politically incorrect. This isn't a kid friendly blog, so put the little ones to bed before checking this site out. "Fuck" is my favorite word, I love tits, and making gay jokes is still funny to me despite being on the wrong side of 30. I will no longer attempt to hide the fact that I'm a CPA- Certified Prick Asshole. No reason to hide it, I'm fucking proud of it. I speak my mind, and sometimes I even offend myself.

Welcome to Mr. A-Hole's World. First post over, fuck it.