Thursday, April 23, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
April Means Baseball
April has finally arrived, and that means it's time for baseball. Baseball is great, I grew up going to Mets, Yankees, and Phillies game when I was a kid. As much as I love baseball, I love me some bitches in baseball outfits even more. Meow!
Her number is 69, and I gladly have her show me why.
I'd fuck her on that cold-ass medal bench while my balls shriveled up.
Ahhh, I need a tissue now.
Her number is 69, and I gladly have her show me why.
I'd fuck her on that cold-ass medal bench while my balls shriveled up.
Ahhh, I need a tissue now.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Unappreciated
In the last week I've been blasted from some punk bitches across the Internet. Most of them remained nameless, meaning they posted as fucking anonymous pussies, but one guy did tell me to clean up my act with a name. GM-Carson, who I've become a fan of during the 2008 season because he blogs Phillies shit, said "Mr. A-Hole, please refrain from making comments on our site that are profane, borderline racist, and just plain dickish. We appreciate your readership and look forward to future comments that are toned down a bit." I'll let this slide because he manned up and used an alias instead of punking out and going nameless.
One of the nameless cunt's comments on here:
"This is the worst fucking blog I've ever seen. Your writing is awful. Sophomoric humor is cool and all, but this is just cliched garbage. Seriously, do you realize how many fucking blogs have posts called "Fuck Monday", "Fuck Everything", etc ?
Your typical blog entry is completely worthless... A sentence or two, and a bunch of random pictures. Fuck that, this is so bad.
Not even in an "I'm angry, I am offended" way -- you're trying to be offensive but you're falling flat on your face.
In order to be offensive you have to put a little more thought into it than pictures of tits and saying "Fuck Mondays" -- what the fuck is politically incorrect about that?
The one bad thing about user generated content... 99% of it is complete ass. Have fun with your blog, and maybe try and be a little more creative."
Guess I'm just unappreciated.
One of the nameless cunt's comments on here:
"This is the worst fucking blog I've ever seen. Your writing is awful. Sophomoric humor is cool and all, but this is just cliched garbage. Seriously, do you realize how many fucking blogs have posts called "Fuck Monday", "Fuck Everything", etc ?
Your typical blog entry is completely worthless... A sentence or two, and a bunch of random pictures. Fuck that, this is so bad.
Not even in an "I'm angry, I am offended" way -- you're trying to be offensive but you're falling flat on your face.
In order to be offensive you have to put a little more thought into it than pictures of tits and saying "Fuck Mondays" -- what the fuck is politically incorrect about that?
The one bad thing about user generated content... 99% of it is complete ass. Have fun with your blog, and maybe try and be a little more creative."
Guess I'm just unappreciated.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Shit I Read
That rusty mother fucker Oil Can Boyd wants to make a comeback? The guy is older than my deceased grandfather for fuck sake. More Hardball has a funny article about his plea for a team to sign him.
That fat fuck golfer John Daly crashes the World Fucking Champion Phillies golf outing, The Fightins has video.
Daily Pieces of Ass has a look at a Playboy hottie. I'd fuck the herpes right off her twat! Wait, I guess I'm not actually reading this, rather beating off to it.
That fat fuck golfer John Daly crashes the World Fucking Champion Phillies golf outing, The Fightins has video.
Daily Pieces of Ass has a look at a Playboy hottie. I'd fuck the herpes right off her twat! Wait, I guess I'm not actually reading this, rather beating off to it.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tig ol' Bitties
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