Fling Shit

When life gives you shit, fling it back right in its face fucking monkey style.

April Means Baseball

April has finally arrived, and that means it's time for baseball. Baseball is great, I grew up going to Mets, Yankees, and Phillies game when I was a kid. As much as I love baseball, I love me some bitches in baseball outfits even more. Meow!

Her number is 69, and I gladly have her show me why.

I'd fuck her on that cold-ass medal bench while my balls shriveled up.

Ahhh, I need a tissue now.